During my shower:
"I'm going to steal your towel."
"You can not! I need it."
"You do not, you big baby."
"I do. Otherwise I will drip."
"You crazy shit."
"Did you just call me a 'crazy shit'?"
"Ya, you like."
As I am getting out:
"Come here. I will pour root beer on you."
"You can not! I'm all clean."
"It's still in the bottle, you fathead. It's clean."
"It will get me all sticky."
"Don't be silly. It's diet."
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
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You know know, Guy is an early riser and showers before I wake up, so we don't have these kind of shenanigans... lol
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