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Navigating the 21st Century waters in a 20th Century vessel.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

If I Ever Die Mysteriously, These Posts Are Gonna Get Julie In A Lot Of Trouble

"I gotta kill you."

"You do not."

"I do. I has a need."

"You just think you do."

"I do! I have a deep burning desire."

"A BURNING DESIRE IS NOT A NEED!"

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Gotta Find It

Julie: I HAZ QUIT JOB AND SCHOOL AND FIND MYOWNSELF
ok?

me: find youownself? is it missing?

Julie: Yah, I looked everywheres
GONE
it's on the milk carton
under missing

me: ok, that's going on the blog

Julie: LIES
you only write about incidents that involve blood.