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Monday, September 12, 2011

We Have Our Own Language

So, when we have a conversation like:
Julie (using her aristocratic voice): "Does .... does you need me to .... beat your heinie?"
Me: "What, with a giant black dildo?"
Julie: "Yeah!!! You will like!"

What we actually mean is:
Julie: "I love you and I am so glad I get to spend the rest of my life with you."
Me: "I love you and I am so glad I get to spend the rest of my life with you, too."

Just don't ask me why we use that language. There is, in fact, no beating and no giant dildo. All I know is, we know what we mean.

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