Rule 1: Oatmeal raison cookies from Tiff's Treats are a legitimate substitute for the planned evening meal.
Rule 2: Dogs are no longer allowed to pull the insole out of my sneakers and bite holes in them.
Rule 3: In all future residences, the television where the teenaged offspring tend to congregate on Friday and Saturday evenings will not be located right outside of our bedroom door.
Rule 4: No one will talk about Rule 4. Ever.
Rule 5: When inviting relatives for the weekend, make sure they understand this does not mean "show up on Tuesday."
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