Julie: Did you just brush your teeth with my toothbrush?
Me: No, I think I used mine...
Julie: You did! You filthy dirty bitch!
Me (checking the bristles on my toothbrush and finding them freshly wet): No, see, I used mine.
Julie: Oh, okay.
Me: Did you just call me a filthy dirty bitch? For something I didn't do?
Julie: Yeah. You like?
Me: Of course not.
Julie: Yes you do.
Monday, September 10, 2012
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