Julie: Turkey is Emerilized!
me: is wha?
Julie: BAM!
me: are you drunk?
Julie: YOU DONT KNOW WHO EMERIL IS?!
me: no....
Julie: FFS use Google, Michael
he is probably one of the most famous chefs of current times
me: ok
does he say "bam!" a lot?
Julie: YES MICHAEL
GOOGLE BAM
me: ok, I got
Julie: omfg
you have just traumatized me
guh.
me: I sorry
Julie: I just don't get how you didn't know who he was
and since you didn't, you don't realize how nice it is that I am using his recipe to make you a turkey
me: I am sure it is awesome
EDIT: Yeah, it was the best turkey dinner I've ever had. BAM!
3 comments:
For the love of all that is holy.. at least tell me you know who Alton Brown is.. srsly. /facepalm.
Don't tell us if you don't know who Alton Brown is though.
Poor poor Julie, how does she live like that?! :)
OMG, if you don't know Emeril, you must at least know who Alton Brown is!!!!
Don't you???
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