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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I Don't Think The Grocery Store Carries Those....

Saturday morning I'm at the grocery store to get some rations to see us through the weekend. Night before, Julie had texted me a shopping list because she knows I won't remember what she tells me we need, and she certainly doesn't want me to call and ask her when she's sleeping. So I pull out my phone and check the list:

sodas
milk
eggs
cat food
cat litter
puppy numbing
bitch
fuckerhead
sonofabitch
dammit
damn
prostitution whore!

1 comment:

Stop said...

As opposed to whores who are not for prostitution.

Fuckerheads are in aisle 3.