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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Some Thoughts About the Walt Disney Company

A few months ago, I took my daughter to Walt Disney World for a long weekend. We used to do these trips a lot, when she was younger, but we hadn't gone since Brett and I separated, and now she's nearly an adult. We had a great time, but that's not what I'm thinking about today. Instead, I'm thinking about what a valuable asset it must be for a corporation to have so many iconic characters, from so many decades, that it can use however it wants. One example: the Wishes firework show at the Magic Kingdom features the voice of Jiminy Cricket and the song "When You Wish Upon A Star" (from 1940's Pinocchio) and starts off with Tinker Bell flying over Cinderella's Castle. Another example: the upcoming video game Disney Infinity, which allows players to mix and match characters and props from about a dozen different movies (Pirates of the Caribbean, Toy Story, Fantasia, etc.). People see these iconic characters and immediately associate them with Disney. What other corporation can do that? Warner Brothers has the great Looney Tunes characters, but what have they done with them in recent decades? Universal Studios has pushed hard to create a Harry Potter world in the Islands of Adventure theme park, but who looks at Harry and Hermione and Ron and thinks "Ah, yes. Universal Studios. They also gave us Lon Chaney films and Jaws." Does anyone outside the industry know who the original United Artists were?

So, back to Disney and their roster of easily recognizable iconic characters. Purely for my own amusement, here's a selection (by no means complete) of their bigger player, sorted by decade.

1920s


1930s


1940s

1950s
 

1960s


1970s

1980s

1990s



2000s



Holy crap that's a lot. And it's by no means complete. Granted, not everyone would know all these characters, or what movies they were in, but they're pretty damn recognizable, and most people who do recognize them would know what company created them. Which says a lot for Disney's ability to stay on point, decade after decade. Regardless of your opinion of massive ever-expanding global corporations, you gotta respect that.

And oh yeah, one more thing. They recently added another iconic figures to the roster:

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

So My Daughter Got Her Learner's Permit ...

... and I can't stop thinking of what it said on the box of one of the expansions for the game Car Wars I played a lot as a teenager:

If you don't like the way we drive, stay off the roads.
...and the sidewalks.
...and the lawns.

Monday, May 20, 2013

I'm Afraid To Go Home


This was followed by: "You like screaming. Otherwise you're bored."

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

If I Ever Die Mysteriously, These Posts Are Gonna Get Julie In A Lot Of Trouble

"I gotta kill you."

"You do not."

"I do. I has a need."

"You just think you do."

"I do! I have a deep burning desire."

"A BURNING DESIRE IS NOT A NEED!"

Wednesday, February 06, 2013

Gotta Find It

Julie: I HAZ QUIT JOB AND SCHOOL AND FIND MYOWNSELF
ok?

me: find youownself? is it missing?

Julie: Yah, I looked everywheres
GONE
it's on the milk carton
under missing

me: ok, that's going on the blog

Julie: LIES
you only write about incidents that involve blood.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Quick Update on the Score:

Cheese grater: 1
Michael's thumb: 0


There's a possibility that dinner included human flesh. Good news is, nobody complained.