Ha, I say! Ha!

So, Julie's been catching me every now and then with the showerhead: turning it to point out into the room, instead of down, so I get good and sprayed when I turn the water on. But yesterday she went to take a shower, and as she turned the knob her thought process went something like:

"Michael already took a shower this morning right? Or was he going to go to the gym? Oh, I think maybe he did go to the gym, so he didn't take a shower, which means the showerhead is still OH SHEEEEEEEEIT!"

I has an amused.

Lemony Fresh

Julie: How much do you love me?

Me: Enough to put up with you and your craziness.

J: Put up with me? PUT UP with me??? I cannot believe you said that.

M: Well, I did.

J: That is so rude.

M: Aiyeeeee! Whathell you just pour on me?

J: I don't understand. What do you mean?

M: You just poured something on my head. The heck is this?

J: Oh, you mean this?

M: You poured a packet of lemonade mix on me? Yuck! That's all ... icky!

J: But.... it's only five calories.