...and really hope I never do.
1) Follow the "Shake well before opening" instructions on a can of Slim-Fast, forgetting that I'm actually holding a can of Diet Coke.
2) Drop my cell phone in the toilet.
3) Use two cups of salt instead of two cups of sugar when baking a pie.
4) Call my wife my ex's name.
5) Convince myself I can manage to carry a really big really expensive tv up the stairs without help.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Culture Fail
Julie: Turkey is Emerilized!
me: is wha?
Julie: BAM!
me: are you drunk?
Julie: YOU DONT KNOW WHO EMERIL IS?!
me: no....
Julie: FFS use Google, Michael
he is probably one of the most famous chefs of current times
me: ok
does he say "bam!" a lot?
Julie: YES MICHAEL
GOOGLE BAM
me: ok, I got
Julie: omfg
you have just traumatized me
guh.
me: I sorry
Julie: I just don't get how you didn't know who he was
and since you didn't, you don't realize how nice it is that I am using his recipe to make you a turkey
me: I am sure it is awesome
EDIT: Yeah, it was the best turkey dinner I've ever had. BAM!
me: is wha?
Julie: BAM!
me: are you drunk?
Julie: YOU DONT KNOW WHO EMERIL IS?!
me: no....
Julie: FFS use Google, Michael
he is probably one of the most famous chefs of current times
me: ok
does he say "bam!" a lot?
Julie: YES MICHAEL
GOOGLE BAM
me: ok, I got
Julie: omfg
you have just traumatized me
guh.
me: I sorry
Julie: I just don't get how you didn't know who he was
and since you didn't, you don't realize how nice it is that I am using his recipe to make you a turkey
me: I am sure it is awesome
EDIT: Yeah, it was the best turkey dinner I've ever had. BAM!
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