Party at Lester's

I am so fucked up.

Drank a beer, two Mike's Hard Lemonades, and two margaritas, the first of which was way too strong. Apparently I was amusing, particularly to my co-workers. Had to let Brett drive Binky der Uberbug home. She did fine.

Remaining goals for tonight: smoke a good cigar and have wild monkey sex with my wife. Good luck to me.