This Week's Learned Lessons

1. The time to buy candles is before the power goes out.

2. If the can says "Shake Well", it does not mean "Open first, then shake well".

3. A sofa hauled out and left next to the dumpster will violate my dog's sense of the universe.

4. It is not a good idea to buy popsicles if you won't be going home for another couple of hours.