Things I Now Have:
1. A crock pot
2. A divorce petition, filed with the county court
3. Two pairs of pants that fit
4. A dog who tries to chase her tail, even though it is too short and her turn radius too large to ever catch it
Things I Do Not Have:
1. A video of my dog trying to chase her tail
2. Patio furniture
3. An agreement on how to divide everything with the STBX
4. An iPod
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