Something Works

Figured out why my .php photo galleries weren't working properly on my local computers - turns out the newer versions of PHP have an environmental switch defaulted to OFF for security reasons. This switch was defaulted to ON in earlier versions. Either my hosting service uses an old version or they thew the switch for me. Once I understood the problem, five minutes of research showed me how to modify my page to work without the switch. Cool.

Still Nothing Works!

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Smarter Than a Monkey!

Your Final Quiz Score: 45 right out of a possible 60
The Monkey's Final Score: 15 right out of 60

You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.

You scored in the 95th percentile.
(95% of quiz takers scored worse than you)

Geography Your score: 12 Monkey's score: 5 -- Quite a sufficient job.	History Your score: 12 Monkey's score: 3 -- Nicely done.
Science/Technology Your score: 11 Monkey's score: 4 -- Well done.	Random Trivia Your score: 10 Monkey's score: 3 -- A handy defeat of the monkey.

Link: Monkey Challenge Quiz


Alternatively,


I beat the monkey by 30 points.
Monkey Trivia Quiz

Update

Well, some things work.

Just not most of them.

Argh.

Nothing Works Today!

God damn it!

Damn! Damn!

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I feel better now.